It has always been a dream to write a book that people will find invaluable reading. I just figured and tried to put together all life experience I have had till now, and guess what. I could be Robin Sharma too! I just need to have this amazing hungry need to help people all the time and come up with effective, convincing techniques to (for a sampler) Make This Day A World Class Day or be really good at figuring out what leadership means or what's in right now, philosophically as well as practically.
It is probably impossible to come up with philosophical innuendos whilst faced with something that threatens to be a lifechanging experience, or if you're standing in front of someone you badly want to impress anyway. But hell, you could probably write a book using the simple nice style and it might just be a bestseller and all you know, you'll be in the Metro Section the next DAY.
What might I write, in the event of me being a (potential) award winning author?
Having spent a year gaining a foothold on corporate life and reality referred to as the software company, I feel that I am a qualified authority on that subject. From group conferences to Inhouse, I have observed software life and all of its complexities. Sometime in the next few months I will be out of here, and I will publish my own carefully compiled Software Life Survival Guide.
Little did my colleagues and boss(es) know as they went about their daily routines, I was recording their activities for study by future generations. With my handy guide, every fresher's sojourn in this path can be a little more fruitful. Professionals of the future will learn that the way to settle their differences with peers will not be through violence/backbiting/office politics but through the exchange of Dilbert comics and pinging/indulging your boss. That, not a Tequila, will be the path to true glory and recognition.
A few excerpts:
1. Cafeteria: Do they really know the meaning of *self service*? I dont need a person to monitor me slipping three extra rasgullas into my plate Friday!
2. Office romance: Or, the network is jammed because the lovebirds cause a TRAFFIC online, which the server finds too hard/hot to handle.
3. How to communicate with subhuman individuals who populate the office premises.
4. HR: Who do they think they are kidding?
5. Get Ahead By Forging: The Art of Appearances and Proxies and Influence to get you out of deep shit. :)
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